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Horóscopo Yahoo!

El horóscopo de Yahoo de hoy me dice que:

Le haz (sic) dado mucho soporte a alguien, y ahora es tiempo de hacerlo por ti. Date una clase de amor y entendimiento que le haz (sic) ofrecido a los demás, y no te exijas mucho.

No sé si yo soy un malpensado. Pero, ¿me están diciendo que me masturbe o algo así? Y yo que creía que los horóscopos eran un rollo y que no servían para nada.

Esta entrada fue publicada el Martes, 20 de Abril de 2004 a las 5:51 pm en la categoría General . Puedes seguir los comentarios en RSS 2.0 feed. Si vas al final de la página, puedes dejar tu comentario. De momento no se deja hacer PING.

81 Comentarios en “Horóscopo Yahoo!”

  1. NoBoDy dice:
    20 Abril, 2004 a las 6:01 pm

    A mí me hizo gracia el de… no me acuerdo que signo era, pongamos que era capricornio, y decía algo así como: todos los de este signo son unos hijoputas. Morirás apuñalado. Creo que fue en el 20 minutos, pero no me acuerdo donde. A mí me lo contó alguien.

  2. iko dice:
    20 Abril, 2004 a las 6:08 pm

    Sí, sí Nobody, eso fue en el 20 minutos y al día siguiente sacaron una nota disculpándose en la que echaban la culpa a un error informático. Se podían haber inventado otra cosa, que no me veo yo al ordenador tan cabreado como para escribir esto él solito.

  3. mordiscosderealidad dice:
    20 Abril, 2004 a las 6:24 pm

    a mi me parece que eres un mal pensado, yo leo eso y no se me ocurre masturbarme, creo que estabas un poco predispuesto a masturbarte cuando lo leiste y tu subsconciente encontro en ello enseguida una justificacion.

  4. Carmen - 30 dice:
    20 Abril, 2004 a las 6:27 pm

    estoy completamente de acuerdo con moridscos… ¿no estarás un poco salido? :-)

  5. iko dice:
    20 Abril, 2004 a las 6:34 pm

    Bueno, a ver listos, ¿qué me está diciendo el horóscopo?

  6. león dice:
    20 Abril, 2004 a las 6:36 pm

    Digate lo que te diga, tú mastúrbate! que es guay… además te lo vas a pasar pipa

    fdo. El presidente de la liga internacional pro-masturbación

  7. Warrior dice:
    20 Abril, 2004 a las 6:50 pm

    Joder Iko… yo la verdad es que no lo había pensado… Luego sí, y tiene mucho sentido. Te aseguro que, conociéndome, habría llegado a la misma conclusión que tú. Lo que pasa es que hay un problema: los “haz dado” y “haz ofrecido” me estaban nublando el entendimiento… Jajajaja!

  8. Zäpp dice:
    20 Abril, 2004 a las 8:09 pm

    Yo es que soy Virgo, tan virginal que estas cosas me escandalizan sobremanera

  9. Peibols dice:
    21 Abril, 2004 a las 8:33 am

    Yo creo que la primera frase es evidente, que le has hecho una estanteria a alguien o que le has montado un mueble imprescindible y que ahora debes hacer tu propia estanteria para ti. Debes hacer esta estanteria con mucho cariño, posiblemente salga mal, pero eso no quita para que le pongas todo el empeño.

    Teniendo en cuenta tus raices (semi)vascuences, tendras que darnos algun briconsejo!!

  10. xabe dice:
    21 Abril, 2004 a las 9:17 am

    …que finos, yo no me masturbo. Me hago pajas.

  11. Zapp dice:
    21 Abril, 2004 a las 11:10 am

    hala que bruto!!!

  12. xabe dice:
    21 Abril, 2004 a las 11:42 am

    Leon: no tengo nada en contra de la masturbación, pero follando se conoce a gente! ;)

  13. león dice:
    21 Abril, 2004 a las 12:00 pm

    eso mismo digo yo… organizamos una kedada para conocernos todos?
    jajajaja

  14. iko dice:
    21 Abril, 2004 a las 12:20 pm

    Bueno, Superpluff dice, y por primera vez le voy a dar la razón, que esto parece una casa de putas.

  15. leon dice:
    21 Abril, 2004 a las 12:28 pm

    eso quiere decir que tu no vienes a la quedada?
    :P

  16. xabe dice:
    21 Abril, 2004 a las 12:32 pm

    Iko, puta serás tu. Yo soy una ZORRA! XDD

  17. gerlis garcia dice:
    4 Octubre, 2004 a las 9:22 pm

    se lo que quieras

  18. kafer dice:
    29 Abril, 2006 a las 12:46 am

    la verdad no estan tan aburridos lo horoscopos pero abeses estan medios cagggg…..

  19. miliagros dice:
    29 Abril, 2006 a las 3:48 am

    hola quisiera saber si volvere con cris de la fecha 30 de junio de1988 pues aun ese sentimiento sigue vivo en mi yo soy de 23 de junio de 1989

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